1Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!M+1175
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!M+1175
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankinM+209
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did IM+88
This was so funny at first so me and my friend called someone random and they did not answer a few times so we did it over and over again and it WORKED! LMAO GOTTEMMnew
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2Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.M+135
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge - NorrisofchuckM+39
It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!M+37
Tried this on my sister LOL WORKED SO WELL - RainbowArtist191Mnew
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3Why did you hang up on me?
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')M+142
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with themM+39
My friend and I did this to a restaurant and the guy who answered took seven minutes to tell me that I was beautiful and wasn't worth the guy who "hung up on me". It was so cute and then he said that I sound beautiful and to call back with anymore problems of mine. That made our day.M+12
This is a great thing to say to prank people withMnew
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4Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!M+172
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!M+61
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.M+48
I called someone and had a similar prank. Instead I replaced the Mexican dancers with Strippers. Damn that guy was mad at me since he got married yesterday. - AlphaQMnew
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5Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.M+245
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.M+245
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.M+56
I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.M+35
I called and was like hello do you like oranges do you like peaches and do you like big idiots like yourself? and then I said thes is my survey thank you for taking it, lolMnew
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6Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
I did this, and this is how it went.
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!M+240
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!M+240
I did this and this is how it went
Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... SalamiM+56
Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... SalamiM+56
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on. - VADERtheIMPALERM+46
I need to try this sometime. I want to pretend to be an angry Jamaican man on the phone in the next part. - Powerfulgirl10Mnew
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7Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upsetM+61
Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologisingM+38
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.M+28
Now it been two hours where is my pizzaMnew
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8Where do babies come from?
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.M+44
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!M+34
I always use this one. It is so hilarious!M+20
I said "help, I need to know where babies come from before my honey moon". They said, sorry, ask your wife, don't call me.Mnew
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9Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)M+11
The doctor who in this is amazingM+10
"You are the weakest link, goodbye." Is this from doctor who?M+4
Someone did this to me, so I responded "Goodbye." I killed two birds with one stone there. :PMnew
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10Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.M+23
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this upM+30
This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard itM+19
Everyone had heard itM+19
Or instead of saying "better go catch it", say "Good. See you at the annual fridge race tomorrow." - PianoQueenMnew
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11Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!M+32
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!M+32
I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!M+18
I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way overM+3
Lol. I did this to people a few times. That "I have major leakage" part is priceless. - Powerfulgirl10Mnew
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12Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"
You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "M+12
This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.M+5
Am Chinese and no we do not have egg rolls in our cuisines but you could try it out with salted eggs instead - GolderM
This is so funny, I can't wait to try this out. and how is this not higher.Mnew
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13Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!M+43
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!M+25
I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!M+7
Try this, but at the end, act like you just got shot.GUARANTEED RESULTS. - shawnmccaul22Mnew
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14Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Person:...
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!M+77
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Person:...
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!M+77
Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.M+13
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!M+7
It was so funny we said it and they said they are in shape then they said round is a shape right and I had to hang up because I was laughing so muchM
Ok so I just did this and this is how it went Hi this is Stacy from fat zap would u like for me to zap your far away? Person: no
And the call endedMnew
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15Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD"
I DID THIS AND STAYED ON THE PHONE! They were like OH MY GOD! And she dropped the phone and I heard her running! ! And she came back and said hello? boy's bathroom or girl's then I hung up HAHAAM+12
I did this to my dad and said "i'm STUCK ON YOUR TOILET! " And hung up. I was as an unknown number and he didn't know it was me.M+1
I tried this with another boy and it was LIFE ALERT. We were told that 911 was coming. HAHAM+1
, this one was so hilarious! :) I talked in a panicky voice, and the lady who answered said that of course she will help, and that she will be right there. I then hung up and I was paralyzed with laughter by that time. After some time, I thought about pretending that I was getting mugged by someone in their bathroom, but then I got a feeling that they would end up calling the police, so I decided not to take the risk. :( But, you people have GOT to try this one!Mnew
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16Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
I tried this once, the lady also had an accent but she had no clue what I was saying. We started yelling at her for a coupon for the salon.M+3
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17Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!M+7
So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parentsM+1
Did it on my Nana it was hilariousM
This is so mean don't do itMnew
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18Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.
We said hear me roar like a mountain and she said WHAT! We tried to say it again but we couldn't stop laughing.M
If I do this I mean it's worth it but if I prank call pets mart I will get in a lot of troubleM
Lol this worked so well! This is what happend:
Man: Petsmart this is Justin
Me: Hear me roar like a mountain lion
Man: Um I don't hear anything
*i was actually in Petsmart so I roared
Man: THE ANIMALS ARE CRYING! Then he hung up lolM+8
V 2 CommentsVoteEMan: Petsmart this is Justin
Me: Hear me roar like a mountain lion
Man: Um I don't hear anything
*i was actually in Petsmart so I roared
Man: THE ANIMALS ARE CRYING! Then he hung up lolM+8
19Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.M+38
I did this on my friend Lena and so her boyfriend was part of it so when he walked out of the room without his phone I called him so lena picked up and I gave her no time to speak and I was like hey did I leave my underwear in your room last night and they got in such a bad argument it was so funny when ant the end he told her it was a prank.M
This is a amazing I done it on my boy best friend and he had the massive shock of his lifeM
Did this to my boyfriend and he thought it was funnyMnew
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20Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
Ask how many different kinds of bugs are in each roomM+6
That's stupid what if you don't bag there numberM
Call someone and say I got my period and I don't know to do. I really need you.